Breathe....now fly

calamitys-child:

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep
Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

partyyghost:

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

Loooli miss tumblr

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thecakemonsters:

miracufic:
orevet:
completelyhogwashed:
pussypoppinlikepopcorn:
rafi-dangelo:
(Twitter)
President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.
A. Cake.
This is real life.
They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down
EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY
THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!
it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer
like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible
Update on #cakegate.
Omg this is madness

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giggle:

no one: ur cute

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I FELL IN LOVE WITH ME; and we deserve eachother.

thebrooklyninenine:

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

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